Thursday, March 03, 2011

Fu....nny Kuwait News Items

My friend, J, and I always get a kick out of the Kuwait Crime sections in the local paper.  So, we send stuff back and forth for kicks....
KUWAIT CITY, Dec 19: Police have arrested a Kuwaiti man and Arab woman for indulging in immoral behavior. They were caught red-handed on a beach in Anjafa along the Arabian Gulf Street, reports Al-Dar daily. According to reports the lovers were caught in a hot embrace. They have been referred to a police station
Hmmm…"hot embrace" is a euphemism for what again?!Why not join party?: Police arrested a girl for consuming alcohol and referred her to Salmiya Police Station. The girl was stopped at a checkpoint where she cheekily asked a police officer  “Why don’t you come with me to the party.” The officer arrested her and got her car impounded.

It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to, cry if I want to…
KUWAIT CITY, March 1: Police are looking for an unidentified man for allegedly taking advantage of his wife and forcing her to have sex with his office bosses, reports Al-Watan Arabic daily.
According to the complainant the husband invited his bosses to his home, treated them for coffee and forced his wife to sleep with them so that he could get promotion at his work place. The woman allegedly escaped from the man and sought assistance of her embassy. The embassy employee than accompanied the woman to a police station and filed a complaint against the husband.

He must have been pretty sure of his wife's capabilities...
Had it been ME, I would have first super-glued his appendage to his leg in his sleep and THEN reported him to the police.... but that's just me.

4 comments:

abdul basit said...

man If and only if i every get married i will never let anyone touch my wife,i am very protective in these matters,even when i see boys chasing girls in a mall i feel angry at them.i dont know where did i get the feeling from.

Expat and the City said...

Loooool!

Anonymous said...

Ahahahahahaha thats so funny

Kuweight 64 said...

Gosh isn't the woman lucky to have escaped. How did she manage to escape while her husband and the 'bosses' were around. Looks like the husband would get promotion to jail. LOL.