Monday, November 17, 2008

Muskrat Love

Muskrat, Muskrat, candle light
Doin' the town and doin' it right
in the evenin'
It's pretty pleasin'

I can’t get the Muskrat Love (1972 by Captain and Tennille) song out of my head. It has been stuck in there for the past week. I don’t really know what triggered it. I know I’m losin’ my frickin mind! It is as if I want to play Whack-a-Mole but inside my own brain. Somebody call House!

It is like the corniest song EVER played in the history of all mankind. Watch the music video and get sick for yourself. If you do, write to me and tell me if you don't just want to BITCH SLAP Tennille (she's probably in her '70's by now so that would be very very wrong). And what's up with Captain? Why is he just sitting there while rats run all over him? What's with his face? Why no expression? What up with that?

It is so NOT RIGHT and I’m disgusted with myself (huuuuuuuurl!), but I can’t stop singing it. This sucks. Stress manifests itself in different ways.... My family knew it would come to this one day.....

PHUCK the muskrats!!!!

Who am I - Ally McBeal????

Disclaimer: This post in no way whatsoever reflects anything having to do with the previous post dated November 17th in reference to the illegal (display) of mind-altering drugs.


Jewaira said...

I love that song ;)

Desert Girl said...

NOBODY loves that song!!!! :)

Q8 Amirah said...

DG ~ when the little guys wearing the white lab coats come for you....RUN !! I'm not sure, but they might be knocking on your door right now. LOL

Desert Girl said...

Ruuuun, Desert Girl, ruuuuuuuuuun!!!!

TKG said...


$iraj said...

Well,actually, the M-drug referred to in your previous post induces the subject to be unbiased and truthful, and hence was used as a truth serum in world wars! ;). So behind the veils of utter disgust, might just be complete love for the song. :) BTW, did you follow the songs of Charlie The Unicorn, can't get them out of my head and to be honest, disgusting enough to fall in love with 'em.

WeegieKhaleeji said...

She might be 70 these days but that woman does need to be bitch-slapped big time, DG - and as for the 'Captain' - Captain of what? Cheesy songs perhaps?