Tuesday, October 04, 2011

What part of me are you calling "Sir"??

I've been in Kuwait HOW long and I still get referred to as "Sir".  There really isn't anything masculine about my voice.  There certainly isn't anything masculine about my breasteseses.  Why the Sir?  Je ne get it pas.

I have devised a new routine when people start calling me, "Sir".  I simply call them either "Madame" (if it is a guy) or "Sir" (if it is a female). 

I totally messed with the PizzaSlut guy today.  He called me "Sir" a whole lotta times and I kept calling him, "Maam" and "Madame" and messin with his head.


Hebah said...

That is weird.

Anonymous said...

Were you being called that by a philipino??!! I get that a lot!!!!

Desert Girl said...

Anonymous 1:24 - It doesn't seem to be a nationality thing, although Philipinos tend to do the Sir-Maam thing most often. "Thank you, Sir-Maam. Come again, Sir-Maam." (Only way that could be possible would be if I were a transvestite.)


Anonymous said...

He should me making fun of u with his co workers on the other end.

Desert Girl said...

Anonymous 10:14 - don't mean to be mean, but I'm making fun of your English. loool. (Sorry, bad joke.)

Anonymous said...

Philipinos do that all the time, everytime I go out with my little girl, they call her Maam, and I keep saying Ms., still they keep calling her Mamm, eventually I just gave up, it’s a good thing they didn't call me Maam and I'm a guy..:)

Toomzie said...

Lol! yeah same here.. i guess they just say both together! SIR MAM. lol

Anonymous said...

LOL You're hilarious!
You remind me of myself a couple of years ago.
I used to blog but a bastard outed me and I had to delete my blog.
Now I'm thinking of creating a new persona.