If you can't eat it or play with it,
Pee on it and walk away."
... I think I know this guy...
Isn't "military intelligence" an oxymoron?
Why are the police peeing on the police? Police-on police golden shower? They are supposed to be brothers.
I can hear them up there, all drunk and thinking it's hilarious: "Wait.. this is gonna be really funny. Lookit what I'm gonna do..." This is more fun than watchin a bunch of rednecks at a hootinany!