Here is what they do YOUTUBE CLIP (not me). The whole procedure took about an hour and a half. I was asleep. I was all warm and cozy and sedated. It was like getting a really good massage only coming out looking like a truck hit your face.
Sent the post-surgery pic to some friends via Whatsapp for shock appeal and they thought I was in a car accident. Ya know.... friends, right? If they think you have been in a car accident, mighten they try to contact your family and send flowers. WTF?!
|This is when I was all bruised and zombie looking. Sexy, no?|
(my eyes are closed here)
One of my male Kuwaiti friends said to me (after I sent him the gross "after surgery" photo), "Why would you do your eyes? All I hear about in Kuwait is boobs, but and stomachs. Why eyes?" Well friends, I guess it depends what you want out of plastic surgery. I like my B&B. My stomach I can usually Spanx it if I care to at all (or just stop eating carbs and sugar for like a month and then ... ok still wear Spanx maybe but maybe not. (Refer to A, please)
When I look at someone, I look at their eyes, not their B&B or upper crotch area, but that's just me.
Is it a huge difference? Not so that you would notice, but it does make you look less tired and more like "yourself" (or how "yourself" used to look maybe like 3,000 man hours, many meetings, and 100 business proposals/presentations ago). I have noticed, however, that it is now apparent to myself that I am wearing eye shadow. Previously, it was lost in there somewhere like a sharpei puppy's folds.
I can hear my sister now...
"OH MY GOD! WHY WOULD YOU TELL PEOPLE THAT YOU HAD PLASTIC SURGERY?"
A) Because I just don't give a shit - at all - ever
2) Because maybe somebody out there is thinking of doing it too and they can axe me what happened.
C) refer to A
Anyhow, my eyes look really good now and I'm happy I did it. It didn't hurt. I got to take oxy for 2 days and sleep without anybody bothering me. People have told me that I look "different" but can't figure out why. Maybe I should tell them I had butt implants and see if they look. Ha!