Tuesday, November 06, 2007

More Virgins!



I saw this stuff and immediately bought several bars as Christmas gifts. It is just what every woman needs - Virginity Soap. (I don't know - maybe a select group of guys can use this too.) It states right on the box "tightens vaginal muscle". Go figure. I thought it might be shaped differently. Its from Thailand - "for export only" - as if they don't need more virgins there too! My gal pals have told me that you can find it in different Asian shops around Kuwait. I bought mine when I was early for a meeting at the Al Salam building at Salhiya and had to waste time/money. I'm so glad because it is fascinating. I'm looking at the ingredients listing and I can't figure out which herbs they are claiming for the "herbal soap" part. I also can't figure out which one restores your virginity: Sodium palmate, aqua, sodium palm kernelate (could be that one), glycerine (I tried that one - doesn't do it), witch hazel extract, octoxyglycerin (I can't even pronounce these), titanim dioxide, tricosan, etidronic acid (ouchies?), and fragrance. Says it has vitamin E also (not listed in ingredients list). I would love to do a review, but hey - not gonna happen. Do your own.

10 comments:

nQ *Inanna Nino's Wiener said...

jeez, ya3ni wash enough, and you're a virgin again? lol

This Lady Says said...

Does it have a instructions on how to use it?

Or would that be too graphic?

Desert Girl said...

No instructions, unfortunately. I would definately write about it if there were! :)

ammaro.com said...

WARNING: Do not use if in 8th month of pregnancy and thinking of giving birth naturally

GCC COUNTRIES DISCLAIMER: Does not bring back anal virginity

Desert Girl said...

ammaro - Ouch and yuck. Totally cracked me up! (so to speak!) ... ok.....and how do YOU know?

Pinky said...

It's hilarious, perhaps flights to Lebanon will become less popular now virginity can be restored in a non surgical fashion!!! ;)

Desert Girl said...

Pinky - I dunno, but someone named "Pinky" commenting on virginity just kind of freaks me out. Too much stuff to read into there....

Pinky said...

I didn't think my name had any possible connotations. I just rather like the colour and get sunburned easily!! No rude bits involved!!!!!

Paradise Found said...

Anyway I can get a bar?
LOL
It's all sounding rather kinky to me...I kindda like it.

Desert Girl said...

I'm going to ask my GYN about it and if he thinks it will restore my heinekin. After a quick glance at my file, nothing surprises him anymore.