Sunday, March 09, 2008

F-ed up recruiting ads

Ads in Kuwait never cease to crack me up. Take, for example, this one in today's Arab Times. Note the "Preconditions" - "Must be good looking." I wonder why they don't include measurement specifications. Or maybe hair color? ...... Finance, investment, and banking seem to come in secondary, as they are not in bold. "Female" is mentioned 3 times.... one time it even got an asterik.




I always like the ads with no website and you are sending to someguy@hotmail.com or someotherguy@yahoo.com. Murooj Holding is real estate, I believe.

10 comments:

tamasvarga67 said...

It could be a very serious company if they can only afford a hotmail address... :-)

Big Pearls said...

I would never apply for a company with this kind of ad! It doesn't even sound real!

Purgatory said...

Looks like a nice company to work in.

Desert Girl said...

Anytime they don't have a website, they become suspicious. It is also suspicious because they are looking for attractive women. If I was in the States, I would think escort service or strip club....

Now I am almost tempted to create a totally fake resume and download some hotchick's picture from the internet and send it to them... hmmm... maybe I will.... The name could be Barbie Tushman or something. Previous experience: lapdancer.

ammaro said...

oh lol... thats great.... im sure the company office is filled with beautiful people, then.

Jewaira said...

Haha
Tell us if you did send in the fake resume :p

SPAWN said...

Hello Desert girl

I am an American currently living in Belgium and after taking a break for a couple of years after retiring from the Army, I decided to pursue my line of work again and now I find myself going to Kuwait in April. I have researched the internet and beat the bushes for information on Kuwait and just like a previous blogger I found you’re your blog and I read one post and then I was hooked and I could not take my eyes away from your witty prose. I have been to Kuwait at least 3 separate occasions, as a soldier, so this will be my first time as a civilian and from reading your blog’s there is much I need to learn.

In reading your blog’s I am aware that you are not the Bank of Desert Girl, and I don’t require any money however, I would be interested in asking your advice on various topics while I am in country to ensure I don’t fall into the less than obvious traps and don’t become the proverbial ugly American. Any help or advice would be greatly appreciated.

I continue to read your blog’s and enjoy the trials and tribulations of Desert Girl, It’s like that old T.V. show Friends, but only better.

P.S. A man who would ask you to go into the bedroom for a massage has every intention of doing exactly that, with the hope that maybe through his skill or smooth talking he may somehow convince you that having a sexual interlude is in your very best interest . (Hope that helps)

Best Wishes,

Greg

Desert Girl said...

Jewaira - they MAY have received a resume from Trixie Tushman.... LOL

Hey Greg! Thanks for stopping by. Write to me anytime at amerab@gmail.com and I'll try to help your transition into civilian life here.

Desert Girl said...

My "friend", Trixie Tushman, who sent in "her" resume - which included the phrases, "Lapdances for senior management upon request" and under education, "Carmen Electra's Strip Your Way to Weight Loss" distance learning course. The company wrote back within a day asking her to call immediately for an interview.... things that make you go hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Trixie can be reached at tushygirl965@gmail.com for further comment.

Zoe said...

thats just a funny post. i enjoyed that. it reminded me what i read on the newspaper the other day about a female candidate promising that, if ever she gets elected, she will ban from hiring attractive maids.

just stumbled on to your blog as i was looking for oriental cuisine's number. i found it on another site but i continued reading your blog. i wanted to write about my travels too though i wouldnt be able to write them as eloquent. besides most of my experiences are too explicit to be blogged. nudge nudge wink wink!

take care and ill be reading on!

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