He (Kuwaiti blind date with pasty white skin, black comb-over) looked like this - only way taller and without the tummy. Bob's Big Boy lusted after me. Had he been carrying the tray with the enormous hamburger, I might have re-considered.
He had the same "Desert Girl, I'm going to put my Big Boy hands all over you...." expression on his face.
I have officially hit rock bottom.
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Again? what do you enjoy about meeting and dating strange people?
ooooooooooor, is it all an illusion?
The guy is "normal". He has a great job, nice family, and friends that are of a similar caliber as yours (decent guys).
Illusion: I just have a unique way of reading strangeness into seemingly normal circumstances. I mean - some people wouldn't even know who Bob's Big Boy is and wouldn't make the free-association; and then the association wouldn't bother them. Dude just wasn't my flavor.
For example: I met Brian Adams one time through a friend before he got really famous. He was drunk and wanted to kiss me (not because I'm special, but because I was probably the only female around and he was drunk) and I thought he was weird and disgusting. Do other people find him disgusting, or is it just me?
"Please forgive me, I know not what I do. Please forgive me I can't stop loving you." YUK BRIAN GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME YOU PERV!
Some people are never happy. I know I'm conflicted.
Give me a drunk George Clooney, however....
Brian Adams is disgusting, yes. He looks like he's smelly. Does he smell? I can't even imagine that schmegie pizza face near me. Yuckie!
umm, I still have the feeling you spice your relationships up in order to get the next poor male under your claws.
Free Paris Hilton!
Purg she has claws? I have fangs
wanna fight desert girl?
Travaleer - only if it is with feather pillows...
Tee hee
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