I am going to look for a new car tonight. My lease is up on my Envoy and I’m selling the Babemobile. I didn’t want to take out a 2 year lease on a car because every year, I think I am going to move back to the States (ha ha, as if). I still feel that way.
Although, I think I would miss things like my bidet too much. Who would have thunk it? Let’s be practical, shall we? I’ve been here ten years; I’ve assimilated, integrated, “crossed-over” if you will. I love my bidet. I love the water hoses. I just don’t get that fresh, clean feeling without them. It is just too difficult in the States (without going into details). Oh yeah – there are other things that I would miss too: my friends, the men, the sea, the men, the machboos, the men, little or no utility payments, cheap gas, men, the desert, camels, men, being a blonde in an Islamic country, my friends, men.
I don’t know how I am going to sell my sports car. I won’t have a manual transmission gear stick to feel like I am empowered. I won’t be able to race little boys (in the same fashion as they look at the car with envy – aka “hot eyes”). I’ve got a 325i in the US. I know what it is capable of. I can easily take any little beemer boy driving my Stealth. I think that it is the last twin turbo in the country right now; which is why it scares the bejezuz out of me to drive it with no parts available and a bulls-eye painted on it (invisible -- but painted by destructive jinnis). Anyhooo (heavy sigh), the time has come to part ways.
Sunday, February 18, 2007
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6 comments:
The title is a scream! A definite eyecatcher...
Bidets and cars? I was thinking for a moment that you had a bidet in the car or something!
Jewaira, One can only dream... LOL!
twin turbo? what is your sports car a classic 300zx?
Stealth, but I used to have a 91 300zx which I could kick myself for selling.
This has been a deeply spiritual experience for me.
Shady, Several very naughty responses immediately ran through my mind. I've tried to squash most of them....
Lack of bidets in the States probably is a conspiracy between builders/suppiers and the feminine hygiene product industry to increase sales of Summer's Eve and similar lines. Feminine hygiene product sales are doing billions.
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