Ok, it is still too hot to be wearing them, but the real question is - to wear them at all in a place like Kuwait? Are they appreciated by the masses? Do other women wear hose in Kuwait (who are not nurses or women going to parties)? What are men's feelings on the wearing of pantyhose? To hose or not to hose? I'm not talking about fishnet hose (which are in a totally different category) - but regular wear-to-work type.
What I had for dinner last night: a Tennessee Jack burger from TGI Fridays. I hadn't been there in a really long time. (I can meet men the normal way, thank you.) Tell me - when did Fridays turn into an Arab nightclub? When are they going to start serving mezza? The country is just screaming for alcohol, isn't it? The music was up full-blast (all Arabic), there were several dudes at the bar and in all honesty - they looked like they were pretending to be drunk (slouching over in their chairs with half-opened eyes)! What is the deal with that? At least I didn't see any of the former rude Egyptian waiters. And, we didn't go on Hailag Night Out (Tuesday) which is when most of the trash goes hunting.
I don't really have anything good to bitch about today except for the usual: Linda talking too damn much about the stupid Nissans from Al Babtain on FM99.7. I swear I will never buy a Nissan from Al Babtain on principle - just because they thoroughly piss me off every single morning. Play some damn music, Linda! BTW - I do like Linda a lot: she really cares about the people of Kuwait and she has a white heart. She just talks too much. And stop playing that "I'm a big big girl in a big big world" song. What tha F is that??? Traffic was actually pretty good today on my way to work. I was late getting into work today because I have an intimate relationship with my snooze button.
I learned of the phrase "chicken nugget" on The Multicultural Kuwaiti forum 3 days ago and it has now become my absolute favorite term! Do they have a term for Americans who pretend to be too Kuwaiti/Arab? I know of quite a few of them; especially several dumbass trailer girls who have married Kuwaitis and every other word out of their mouths is "Mashallah!" (but you have to say it with a southern accent like "Maw shaw laaaaah"). I don't subject the natives to my horrible Arabic unless A) I'm drunk or B) it is someone who can't understand what I am saying in English. My friends try to get me to speak Arabic in front of other people who don't believe I understand Arabic: They usually say something in Arabic and then I respond in English just because I don't want someone to make fun of me behind my back later. "Oh, she THINKS she knows Arabic, but did you hear how terrible her accent was?" You know - kind of like I just did in trashing the Kuwaiti-wannabe-trailer-trash girls. ha ha. Poor trailer trash girls. Go back to your Brittany tape, honey. It's okay.
Coffee at my job sucks. When did Nescafe become "American Coffee"? Sheeet - we don't even have our own coffee: It is all Columbian. Besides, to set the record straight: Nescafe is manufactured in Europe. (I had a huge argument with a Sri Lankan farraj when I first got to Kuwait about it - he probably spit in my cup for the next 2 years.) We don't drink it in the States (that I am aware of). If we do, I have never seen it in the Giant. Perhaps they sell it in Shoppers. Dunno. Not my problem. I drink Dunkin Donuts coffee or Chock Full O'Nuts when I am in the States. Anyhoo, Nescafe hurts my tummy, but of course I drink it at work because A) I am too lazy to bring in or make my own coffee, and B) I really need the caffeine.
Dr. 90210 had an episode last night with a woman who had 4 breasts. Damn... 4!!!! I have trouble with the 2 I have. Hey - do you want to know Victoria's Secret? It is that her underwires break in the middle of your workday, leaving a mean little thing under your breast to poke and scratch at you all day until you can make it painfully home to change. (It isn't like we keep a spare around, you know?) Ouch! This is the 3rd one that it has happened with. Why do I keep buying them at $40 each? For the same reason that I wear teeny tiny heels on my shoes: Cause they are cute.
I have been forced to watch Dr. 90210 since Anna Nicole is no longer on E. WHY E, WHYYYYYY? Watching Anna Nicole is like watching a car accident: It is awful, but you just can't turn your eyes away. You kind of want to know what will happen next. Did you know that her diet pills (TrimSpa) cost around $200 (2 bottles of stuff) That will last only several months? I know because I want to loose all the weight she did. I'm not saying that it will make me cute, but it will help. I just don't want to loose my butt because everyone knows that a big butt is very important in Kuwaiti society. Kuwait is the Puerto Rico of the Arab world.
Okay, so I did indeed find some stuff to bitch about today. Latah.