Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Take Control of Eggs!

That sounds vaguely dirty, doesn't it? Me likes.
“Ministry Official Calls for More Control of Egg Market…”

I love eggs and now that they have a lot of controversy over egg prices in Kuwait, I feel that this would be an appropriate time to discuss them. I mean, WTF – forget the corruption and human rights issues that should be big news (but often isn’t), let’s talk about eggs in Kuwait!

The Undersecretary of the Commerce and Industry Ministry (who I’ve met and is actually an articulate and very nice guy), stated that authorities would not stand idle from now on and watch the price of eggs continue to rise and get out of hand. YEAH BAYBEEE! You go, boy! He’s my new eggstraspecial egg hero.

First of all, why tha phuck don’t they have big eggs in Kuwait? Who wants to pay big money for little eggs? I’m not a small egg kind of girl. Why are all of them small and nasty? In the USofHey we have bigass eggs; the kind with TWO yokes in them.

I am one of those people who likes my eggs cooked “sunny side up” with the yokes left relatively uncooked. I know, salmonella fans, it is probably not a healthy choice, but it is my preference. (Just like my unhealthy preference of “bad boys” over boring.) Anyhoo, I can never eat a sunny-side-up egg without toast underneath to sop up the yoke. Yummy; Getting hungry just thinking about it. Therefore, the idea of double yokes is quite appealing to me.

So, it brings me back to my question of why Kuwait has small, smelly eggs? Why can’t we get some big chickens over here? Why can’t we get companies to properly wash eggs so they don’t shtank when you get them? I don't mind paying more for eggs if they are good ones.

I have eggzactly 1 week left before I fly to Virginia and I can have a choice of eggs. I'm on short-timers so everything is sounding funny to me right now.


ammaro.com said...

I'm trying to keep a straight face, but I can't help notice the undertones of this post.


**back to my question of why Kuwait has small, smelly eggs?**

**Therefore, the idea of double yokes is quite appealing to me.**

**Why are all of them small and nasty?**

I'm sorry. I can't help it. Good luck getting your big eggs back home.

Purgatory said...

I enjoy eggs, but I perfer chicken, why have a young chick when you can have a nice chubby juicy mom?

Desert Girl said...

Undertones? :) I don't understand why people misconstrue my thoughts into something dirty.... ;) I'm soooooo innocent!

Purgatory said...

and I am the Holy Ghost...BO!

Desert Girl said...

Purg - I am going to leave that one alone.... I have many comments (inside my head)...