I shit you not. I can't make this stuff up.
I responded to an ad in the paper for a guy who showed me an apartment in Spanish Villas - in Area 11. First, the place was a DIVE; mold growing on the walls, stuff falling off of everything - a pit. I can't believe that the place has gone so far downhill. I used to party there with Western freinds 10 years ago and it was gorgeous. What a frick-in DUMP. Ew. Well, the realtor's name is "DC" - a fast-talking hustler of an Indian guy. DC Dude just called me now and said, "My wife is sick and needs an injection. Can I borrow 50 KD?"
HOLY SHIT.
I know that we have a drug problem in Kuwait, but OMG....
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
10 comments:
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Call Nelly on 99321096 she helped my friends find an amzing house! Hope she is of help to you!! :)
i wish i could help u
While you are at it, you might want to wash their dishes and do laundry too while she recovers...
What a riot. Thanks for ending my crappy day with a smile.
Glad to hear your back in action!!! YOU GO GIRL!!!
-Caliboy
Good gracious!!
Desert Girl,
You have book material here on this blog :p
Well, this was just part of my freaky day yesterday. I received a comment that a reader was "having intimate relations with himself" while reading my blog.
The Romanian doesn't read the blog, so when I told her, she said, "Oh my God! What kind of smut to do write on there???"
Do you think my material is steamy enough to break out the hand cream and go to work? Personally, I don't think so, but then I have never been affected by posting in a sexual way.....
Which brings me to the point that SOME PEOPLE REALLY NEED TO GET A LIFE!
I went with Bunny to look at one place and the realtor showed me the maids room and I said, "I AM the maid." Dude looked at me kindof stunned and said, "You don't HAVE a maid??!" (as in the Kuwaiti "Wheeeee! Ma endich khadaaaaama?!"). I said, "Dude, I am the maid. Want to see my costume?" which made him blush. Tee hee. He turned to Bunny and said, "What agency did you use?" LOOOOOOOOOOOL. Now thar is a business for ya!
Good ole DC! Know him from our days in Spanish villas, block 4! You have our sympathies! ;-)
Someone called me and told me that he has an alcohol problem. I have an alcohol problem too - I miss the variety of it at cheap prices. That's my problem.
Post a Comment