Going to Rehab Complex in search of DVDs for movie night at home and asking people who speak limited English for the movie, "Little Fockers."
Them: "HUH?"
Me: "Little Fockers - with an O. FOH! FOH not FUU."
Them: (blush) "What?"
Me: "Little Fockers! FO-ckers.... You know - Ben Stiller, Robert Deniro..."
Them: (blank stare, deep puff on cigarette).
That was almost as bad as asking DVD dudes for "Sex in the City."
I'm blonde. They assume My People invented porno.
Good times in Kuwait, baybee, good times.
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