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Sunday, June 24, 2007

I Won The Islamic Lottery

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WTF??? According to some spam mail I received today, I won the Islamic Lottery (by way of Jordan and Thailand --??) entitling me to $500,0...
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Saturday, June 23, 2007

Summer Madness

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I have been totally bored off my azz lately. It isn’t even funny. The Romanian blames ME for us having a boring life. She loves plans, so...
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Saturday, June 09, 2007

Commercial Facilities - "No Guarantor"

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Bobarino went into Commercial Facilities Company - after seeing their advertisement offering Expat Loans up to 15 times your salary with no ...
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Monday, June 04, 2007

I Dated Bob's Big Boy

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He (Kuwaiti blind date with pasty white skin, black comb-over) looked like this - only way taller and without the tummy. Bob's Big Boy l...
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Monday, May 21, 2007

Shack Rental: Barbi Beach House Baybee

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This is where I'm shacking up with the fam in August on the Outer Banks. I have the coolest sister in the whole world. This is going t...
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Go Jimmy!

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I love Jimmy Carter. He has the cojones to say what we all feel and the record in office to support his convictions. … “We now have endorse...
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Thursday, May 17, 2007

FoodDude Phucked Up My Mood!

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Problems exist with pest control everywhere. Establishments just need to control the situation so that customers can rest assured that the f...
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Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Just Ask Desert Girl

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For all you inquiring minds, I checked into TSC's JustAsk service and this was the response: JustAsk "We are 100% profit free. But ...
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Sunday, May 13, 2007

Sexy Ride (So to Speak)...

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Sexy, isn't it? So, I'm going to Virginia in August. We are meeting up with the fam on the Outer Banks of North Carolina. I'v...
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Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Of Mice and Men (Thanks, Evil!)

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Git jiggy wi' it. na na na na na naa na.... (Purgaliscous style) Is Bluetooth dead in Kuwait? I’m just wondering, because I haven’t had ...
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Wednesday, May 02, 2007

1300 Volts of Sucking Action

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After ten years, I have no longer been getting the sucking action I used to. My 800 volt machine just didn’t suck like before. It would bl...
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Saturday, April 28, 2007

Teleban Tactics in Kuwait?

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Everyone wonders why there is no foreign investment in Kuwait. Everyone wonders why Kuwait is lightyears behind Qatar, UAE, Bahrain. So much...
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Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Pornbomb

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I learn a lot from CSI. For example, the other night I watched CSI Miami and I learned about a “pornbomb” or “pornado”. This has led to al...
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Sunday, April 22, 2007

Me and my Inner Bitch

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My life is a drama of historical proportion. I can’t really write about my latest drama because A. No one would believe me 2. Someone mi...
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Monday, April 02, 2007

Ya Ma Owed

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Have you ever really wanted to trash someone on your blog and you just couldn’t do it because you are too phuckin classy? That’s my problem....
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Monday, March 26, 2007

Ostara

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Ostara: "A time of fertility and sacred balance between night and day... renewal. Flowers, eggs, and rabbits (all things that I love)...
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Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Little Messages from Dad

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With the anniversary of my dad’s death quickly approaching on March 29th, I am thinking about him a lot. I am paying more attention to littl...
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Sunday, March 11, 2007

Warm and Fuzzy Emirati

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In 1998, I had to go to Abu Dhabi on some bidness and one of the guys at the company I was visiting was incredibly kind and hospitable. I h...
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Tuesday, February 27, 2007

National/Liberation Days Post Saddam: WTF Kuwait?!

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I can’t believe how things have changed – for the worse – during the National and Liberation Day holidays. I don’t understand how it could ...
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Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Time Counts

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I have been reminded lately to do nice things for people. I really try always to help if someone asks me. As an ENFJ ("giver") p...
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