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Monday, October 28, 2013

My Idiot Friends & Pepper Spray

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So I have 2 very nice younger surrogate Kuwaiti brothers.  They occasionally take my car, get it gassed up and washed for me (and it is an e...
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Sunday, October 27, 2013

The Pants Off Dance Off

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(I keep changing the title because better ones keep popping into my mind...) So, after all my BMCing about Clean and his questionable inte...
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Wednesday, October 23, 2013

Roundup: Eid Al-Adha

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I didn't really have any big news to post about my 9-day-long Eid holiday.  I stayed in Kuwait.  I couldn't imagine how awful the ai...
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Monday, October 21, 2013

Kuwait Tourism (an Oxymoron Case Study)

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(Image by deviantart.com) The Kuwait Times is running a story this morning entitled, "  Eid sees loads of cash spent, big chunk...
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Tuesday, October 08, 2013

Gaydar A La Kuwait

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Queer Eye for the (not-so) Straight Guy Kuwait can't think of enough ways to embarrass itself around the Globe.  The creative thinker...
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Sunday, October 06, 2013

Is she happy?

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So Mr. Clean can't work up the nerve (respect, dignity, honor)  to come ask me how I am or to talk to me (or even call me or SMS me to a...
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Thursday, October 03, 2013

Stank Eye

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Also known as "hot eyes" around here....  Somebody gave it to me after all my yakkin about how happy I was to be driving DGY's...
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Wednesday, October 02, 2013

Re-heating leftovers after their expiration date

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So here's the thing:  Clean dumped me.  Anything is fair game after all the awful, unkind things he said and did to me.  I can do whatev...
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Monday, September 30, 2013

Cheech Al-Flan

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US cites errors, deports Kuwaiti student saying he is a Mexican (Thanks Expat!  I'm plagiarizing.) Arab Times  repost, Sept 28...
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The 7 Words You Don't Want to Hear... when approaching a weekend checkpoint in Kuwait

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"Stop the car.  I'm going to vomit." No no noooooooooooooooo!!!!  Not HERE.  Not NOW. So let me back up a little.  Riy...
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Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Who remembers Kuwait when...

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Khaleejiya Building was the tallest building downtown THE mall was Laila Gallerie Shawarmas were 250 fils Hungry Bunny and Happy Duck w...
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Tuesday, September 24, 2013

iWeapon

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I SO want one of these.  The PINK one!   It's a taser attachment for your iPhone.  Who the F KNEW???  Mommy, it's what I want f...
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Monday, September 23, 2013

Um-A and other women I admire (and Dunkin-Donuts-Induced hachi el fathi)

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I talked to Cleans step-mom, Um-A,  last night.  She made me feel better - as always.  I wanted to apologize to her for being so nervous at ...
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Sunday, September 22, 2013

Kissed by a camel

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(No, I'm talking about a REAL camel, pervs!) After the Pompeii ordeal with Clean, my usual Secret Hide Out Crew called to tell me ...

I Snapped.... The "Gone Pompeii" Post

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I am guilty of some very low-class behavior and to be quite honest, there are pros and cons to it.  I don't know if I feel bad or good a...
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Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Starbucks: No Guns Please

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Article from NPR   LINK With the coffee giant caught in the middle of what he says is an "increasingly uncivil and, in some cases, ev...
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Young and Beautiful

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This is my new favorite song.  It reminds me of Shamlan:  RIP, baby.  You are always with me. Always young and beautiful.  I miss you.  We m...
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How all this technology BS ruins everything good and decent

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I’ve been cyber-"checking on" a certain individual.  Bygones, but    I suspected there was stuff out there;  I just wanted to se...

More about Abdulfettah Satire Circulation

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Al-Ali’s Pictures ‘Posted’ On Social Networking Sites Arab Times KUWAIT CITY, June 22: Assistant Undersecretary for Traffic Affairs ...

Kuwait Divorce Stats: 55% couples married in last 4 years seek divorce

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Kuwait Times today KUWAIT: Almost 55 percent of couples filing for divorce in Kuwait have been married for four years only, including 2...
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