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Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Random Views

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Monday, September 17, 2007

Things That Make Ya Go.... WTF!

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Ok, there are a lot of things that irk me, but these are some random irkdoms. And I haven’t even been back from vacation that long. This is ...
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Sunday, September 16, 2007

News from Lethargia

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I went to a baby birth celebration at iftar over the weekend. I ran around all day yesterday looking for a gift (EVERYTHING was closed! ARG...
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Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Name That X-Boyfriend

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One of the guys in this picture is my x-boyfriend (no, I'm not kidding). Can you figure out which one? This was taken years back when a ...
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Mentally Stunted

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(Sung to the tune of "Feelings") Reeeee-tards Whoa whoa whoa reeeee-TARDS... I see stupid people... they're everywhere! I am s...
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Sunday, September 09, 2007

I'm Already Bored

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The galpals are gone and now I only have the dogs to talk to. It sucks, but at the same time, maybe I'll take this as an opportunity to ...
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Saturday, September 08, 2007

Prison Bitches

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I'm back in Kuwait. That doesn't make ME a prison bitch, however; although technically, I can see how you might interpret it that w...
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Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Something in the Wind

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Something is really different. I don’t know what it is exactly, but it is just very different. Things just don’t feel the same recently and ...
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Friday, August 24, 2007

I Saw A Bear

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I went to Skyline Drive in Shenandoah in Virginia with my mother. It is about 100 miles of road around and on the top of a mountain range th...
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Friday, August 17, 2007

What do you do when you don't have an ass?

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Not that I have that problem. Quite the contrary, in fact. I have "junk in the trunk". My ass can even be used as a floatation dev...
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Monday, July 30, 2007

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Sunday, July 29, 2007

Tawhore

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He's been BOUGHT! Sold to the highest bidder for the price of a Tahoe.
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Saturday, July 28, 2007

Ode To Stupid People Everywhere

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Want to hear something stupid? (Of course, Desert Girl! Why else would we read your blog?) Obey kaybee… This weekend I’m out with the Posse ...
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Friday, July 27, 2007

One Year

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I can’t believe that it has been a year since we were just hanging out at home; saying up late and talking until I fell asleep – always befo...
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Saturday, July 21, 2007

Mack Daddies

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I heard such a stupid story over the weekend that I just had to get online and share it with the world. My friend was dating a guy for about...
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Friday, July 20, 2007

Somebody sent me this

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I'm your man And I hope I always will be Cause to me you are the world The sun sets in your eyes And without you my moon won't shine...
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Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Desert Dawg

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My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog already thinks I am. She is even with me in my dreams. Believe dat.
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Snapdragons

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We used to have snapdragons in our garden when I was growing up in McLean. My dad would snap them on my our little fingers (my sister and I...
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Wednesday, July 11, 2007

I'm Not as Stupid as You'd Need Me to Be

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I went out with the 2nd of my Tale of Two Men. (Buzzer noise) Both are out. I have no interest. He’s nice. He’s sweet and funny and intellig...
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Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Chairholes, Perverts, and Electroshit

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Sometimes coming up with cleaver catch-titles is hard. Read on... Okay, so my day so far: Our Bengali farraj (dude who delivers beverages...
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