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Monday, July 30, 2007

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Sunday, July 29, 2007

Tawhore

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He's been BOUGHT! Sold to the highest bidder for the price of a Tahoe.
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Saturday, July 28, 2007

Ode To Stupid People Everywhere

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Want to hear something stupid? (Of course, Desert Girl! Why else would we read your blog?) Obey kaybee… This weekend I’m out with the Posse ...
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Friday, July 27, 2007

One Year

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I can’t believe that it has been a year since we were just hanging out at home; saying up late and talking until I fell asleep – always befo...
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Saturday, July 21, 2007

Mack Daddies

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I heard such a stupid story over the weekend that I just had to get online and share it with the world. My friend was dating a guy for about...
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Friday, July 20, 2007

Somebody sent me this

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I'm your man And I hope I always will be Cause to me you are the world The sun sets in your eyes And without you my moon won't shine...
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Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Desert Dawg

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My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog already thinks I am. She is even with me in my dreams. Believe dat.
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Snapdragons

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We used to have snapdragons in our garden when I was growing up in McLean. My dad would snap them on my our little fingers (my sister and I...
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Wednesday, July 11, 2007

I'm Not as Stupid as You'd Need Me to Be

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I went out with the 2nd of my Tale of Two Men. (Buzzer noise) Both are out. I have no interest. He’s nice. He’s sweet and funny and intellig...
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Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Chairholes, Perverts, and Electroshit

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Sometimes coming up with cleaver catch-titles is hard. Read on... Okay, so my day so far: Our Bengali farraj (dude who delivers beverages...
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Monday, July 09, 2007

A Tale of Two Men

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A Tale of Two Men Ok, so the Universe usually phucks with me in peculiar ways. If I wish to get married, the Universe brings forth a guy wh...
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Monday, July 02, 2007

Too Hot for Sex

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Now do I have your attention? I'm not really going to talk about sex. Not directly anyways. I had an all-day seminar at the JW Marriot...
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Sunday, June 24, 2007

I Won The Islamic Lottery

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WTF??? According to some spam mail I received today, I won the Islamic Lottery (by way of Jordan and Thailand --??) entitling me to $500,0...
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Saturday, June 23, 2007

Summer Madness

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I have been totally bored off my azz lately. It isn’t even funny. The Romanian blames ME for us having a boring life. She loves plans, so...
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Saturday, June 09, 2007

Commercial Facilities - "No Guarantor"

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Bobarino went into Commercial Facilities Company - after seeing their advertisement offering Expat Loans up to 15 times your salary with no ...
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Monday, June 04, 2007

I Dated Bob's Big Boy

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He (Kuwaiti blind date with pasty white skin, black comb-over) looked like this - only way taller and without the tummy. Bob's Big Boy l...
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Monday, May 21, 2007

Shack Rental: Barbi Beach House Baybee

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This is where I'm shacking up with the fam in August on the Outer Banks. I have the coolest sister in the whole world. This is going t...
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Go Jimmy!

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I love Jimmy Carter. He has the cojones to say what we all feel and the record in office to support his convictions. … “We now have endorse...
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Thursday, May 17, 2007

FoodDude Phucked Up My Mood!

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Problems exist with pest control everywhere. Establishments just need to control the situation so that customers can rest assured that the f...
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Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Just Ask Desert Girl

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For all you inquiring minds, I checked into TSC's JustAsk service and this was the response: JustAsk "We are 100% profit free. But ...
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