Ramadan Kareem everyone! Now let’s give you
a basic crash course on Ramadan Etiquette 101:
1. Nobody is interested in your daily Fitoor/Sehoor photos: We know
how good the food is after a whole day of fasting. Your dates and laban (or
whatever you are drinking) aren’t anymore special than mine.
2. Being devout is cool. Taking selfies of being devout isn’t cool.
(Example: selfie in a mosque, selfie on the prayer mat, etc) Nor it is going to
score you anymore “devoutness points”.
3. Posting/sending texts: Fitoor time, prayer time, sehoor time,
prayer time..get the hint? That’s called spam, it’s not called reminding
someone. That’s uncool. We all can hear the mosques. I am deaf and I know the
timings. So don’t be an annoying spammer.
4. When you’re out driving, keep your eyes on the road; not on that
setting sun or the clock. Don’t kill yourself or anyone else on an empty
stomach. Keep your cool, drive sanely and wisely. Food isn’t going anywhere and
God won’t blast you into a smoking crater if you’re late. (Try sleeping on an
empty stomach, unpleasant feeling isn’t it?)
5. You’re fasting and about 2 billion other Muslims are fasting too.
Don’t be a wuss, go to work like it’s any other day. You didn’t get your
caffeine/nicotine fix? Suck it up, princess. Think of those people who work
outdoors for a living while fasting. Also, who cares if you see a person
eating/drinking? If it’s legal to eat/drink in public then you don’t have the
right to complain. I repeat:
Suck it up, princess.
Have a blessed Ramadan!
Love it! He's such a cool guy.
ReplyDeleteI love your comment: suck it up princess !!...very funny :D
ReplyDeleteAaaaaamen!!!! Hahahaha!!!! Well said DG!!! You rock. Miss youuuuuu... Mwaaaah (your friend that you named "Posh Beckham" if I'm not mistaken lol)
ReplyDeleteCrazy - I love him and his perspective!
ReplyDeletePosh - I miss you too, girl!!! OMG - it has been far too long. Read my post today. I'll call you later.
Rayan - It's not my comment, it's still Bionicnomad's! I plan to steal it, however!
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