Don't piss off a Trannie

Al Watan Daily
November 24, 2010

 

Transvestite’s anger: Police have arrested a transvestite for attacking two Syrians with a sword at an unidentified location, reports Al-Watan Arabic daily.

 

According to reports the suspect was smoking a cigarette in the balcony of his home but the ash from the cigarette fell on the Syrians who were below and they verbally abused the accused.

 

The enraged transvestite reportedly attacked the Syrians with a sword and chopped off the hand of one man and stabbed the other in the back. The victims have been admitted to a hospital and the suspect has been arrested by the police.

 

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This story falls under the category of, "Don't get Desert Girl started."  Sadly, alas, it has started....

Here’s what Desert Girl wants to know:

 

• How did they know he/she was a trannie? (Please make specific reference in future stories)
• What nationality was the lady in question?
• Maybe the Syrians were looking up her skirt at the time....
• What does being a trannie have to do with the story?
• What kind of cigarette was she smoking? Crack?
• Dude(ette), a sword? A sword? Really? Why so angry?
• Was she dressed as Lorena Bobbitt and just miss the target?

 Morale of the story: Don’t piss off a drag queen when she’s enjoying her cigarette.