- I'm not Jesus. I don't have to forgive you for doing bad things to me and I don't have to forget.
- I'm not here to give you an up. Or help you get back together with your wife. Or help you get married to someone else and not me. That's your job (refer to the first sentence above).
- I don't have to reward you for shitty behavior.
- There's more to life than money. How about integrity?
(Yes, venting.)